“Of utmost important to your personal safety are the very (italics mine — for emphasis) different means for antisocial behavior, which you will see reflected in, for instance, a love of adult contemporary music, passive-aggressive behaviour and an inability to handle really spicy food without getting really red in the face.”
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Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes
A very special Drunk History Christmas.
Today at ComicsAlliance, Benito Cereno and Anthony Clark (of Nedroid fame) have given us the gift of an exclusive comic about the Christmas tradition of a log that poops candy. For realsies.
Merry Christmas, everyone, and may your log poop only the most delicious candies in this joyous holiday season!
(via comicsalliance)
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“I fucked you all… but thanks for blaming it on the black guy”
For years I’ve had a theory: When men meet a woman, they eventually give them a Batman allegory. Whether they know it or not (I know I have), they assign certain character traits to a female that are best represented through one of Batman’s many love interests. To help those lonely men out (and if…
This should go viral. Great article.
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She’s not a telepath, Mike, she’s an empath. Pppppfffftttt….
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#1 has had enough.
